GodlyComplex

stuffandsundry:

eff-word:

kuttithevangu:

purified-zone:

kuttithevangu:

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

(via confirmance)

tinysaurus-rex:

There’s nothing I love quite as much as I love you!

rainbowtroutlover:

in a good marriage you never stop learning new things about your spouse

(via cow-lesbian)

refurbthecat:

“I use my action to pet the Catloaf.”

“AAH FUCK”

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samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

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dualityofcat:

siobhanblank:

Which pride flag is this?

snitch flag

(via cannibalrat)

ollivander:

an0nymz:

succyfunhouse:

memes–memes:

you ain’t grading a college paper

Do this for any company that asks you to review their employees always.

You wouldn’t believe the number of times I swear I get 4/5 star ratings at my job just because the way people think is “well 5/5 means perfect and nobody’s perfect, 4/5 is good!”
The company I work for doesn’t understand this common mentality at all, and will let people go over not having consistent enough 5/5 ratings. Obviously they don’t inform the customers of that.

this also applies to your restaurant servers!!

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cursedcatimages:

derp-ology:

cursedcatimages:

a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

OP if you don’t change your url i will appear in your house at 3 pm central time to decorate your shoelaces with my tears

i will be awaiting your arrival

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